[TASMANIANRED]

It's well known that the Civil War was caused by the evil Abe Lincoln's unconstitutional attempt to put a tariff on light bulbs.


My ancestors in challenge to this opressive, unlawful yankee tax threw all the lightbulbs in the river. Called him a carpetbagger , sipped some righteous burbon sitting on the veranda and It was good.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

And the reconstructionists promised all the emancipated black-light bulbs 'Forty watts and a fixture!'