To: Sir Gawain
How many people from Cambridge MA (The Peoples Republic of Cambridge) does it take to change a light bulb?
Three:
One, a person to write a grant application to pay for it.
Two, a person to invent an organic bulb substitute.
Three, a person to go to court to sue for the right to live in the dark.
Attribution: David Buskin and Robin Batteau, ca. 1989
To: Final Authority
How many people from Cambridge MA (The Peoples Republic of Cambridge) does it take to change a light bulb?
Three:
One, a person to write a grant application to pay for it.
Two, a person to invent an organic bulb substitute.
Three, a person to go to court to sue for the right to live in the dark.
Attribution: David Buskin and Robin Batteau, ca. 1989
Four: one environmentalist wacko to seek an injunction against changing the lightbulb because it causes global warming.
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