How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Sir Gawain]

How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

[katnip]

Ok, ya got me.

Meanies, pickin on an old mainframer,,,,

[Tamzee]

The 8,462 Freepers that have assembled for all the various duties can now go back to their regularly scheduled programming...

......I found the directions...

[Tamzee]

What was it?

Sounds fun!

[TASMANIANRED]

...and another group of Freepers will blame a damn Yankee for the light bulb going out...while yet another group will note the advantages of Union light bulbs...


Didn't algores mother sing "Look for the Union Label" under a Union Light bulb.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Instructions??

REAL Freepers don't need no stinkin' instructions!!!!

72 public-schooled Freepers give up, can't read the thread.

(And 480 Home-schooling Freepers immediately take credit of the thread for homework in science.)

[Freedom2specul8]

This is great!! LOL

[Robert A Cook PE]

8<) (Robt gives xsmommy math homework assignment: Figure out how many Freepers are required so far ...)

[Chancellor Palpatine]

She's math challenged, ya know.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I wrote this hear pome bout public scho cry sis in Bamer and the AEA union boss.

Edyoukashun

Ah lurnt to reed in Alabam,
Ah got to gratueight.
Rithmytic Ah can do well,
Fo plus free is ate.
Ah like my edyoucashun,
Mah teachers was the best.
Widout dey help an patients,
Ah cudn’t pass da test.
Two show mah thanks I plans to be
A teecher and a slob.
Paul Hubbert run da AEA,
Heal hep me git da job.
Awl pay mah dew’s and jes sho up,
An teech de liddle kids.
To gro up strong and wise like me,
An keep em off da skids.

Senyour in Publick Schoo 2002.

[Conspiracy Guy]

What is a light bulb?

[Mo1]

hehehehe

[honeygrl]

That was a good one!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thank you buxom stranger.

[Boxsford]

You left out 1 freeper to post an "Ash Alert!"

lol! You posted that one on the original thread. I hadn't thought of Ash and the 'ash alerts' in a long, long time.

[4CJ]

1 insane Freeper who notes that the US Supreme Court reached a 6-3 decision [Cantor v. Detroit Edison Co., 428 U.S. 579 (1976)] concerning the exchange of light bulbs.

[stainlessbanner]

LOL! Classic.

[4mycountry]

[Tamzee]

72 public-schooled Freepers give up, can't read the thread

NOW you've gone and done it!!!

413 bureaucrats show up and demand we restrict ourselves to posting equal opportunity threads... no text, pictures only.

[4mycountry]

You also need the Freeper Hate Cat to tell you you stink at putting in a lightbulb.

[Tamzee]

Grate pome!