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With all of Teddy's fat, he couldn't submerge under the water to be "in the sea". Teddy got confused and beached himself.

That's why Teddy Kennedy doesn't go to the beach anymore - well-meaning animal lovers keep trying to push him back into the sea.

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That's why Teddy Kennedy doesn't go to the beach anymore - well-meaning animal lovers keep trying to push him back into the sea.

Ummm, they're not animal lovers...