[Slings and Arrows]

Problem is, the conservative life-forms refused to answer, so the census is skewed.

Ocean Census Finds 200,000-Plus Life Forms in Sea

Does that include Teddy Kennedy?

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Does that include Teddy Kennedy?

With all of Teddy's fat, he couldn't submerge under the water to be "in the sea". Teddy got confused and beached himself.