[Wolfie]

...drink beer or finish painting the house.

Yep, that's a conundrum.

[CSM]

"Kostura said he drank three beers and his wife got upset that he wasn't painting. His blood alcohol level was .077 percent."

But can't you drink 4 beers in an hour and still be lower than .08? That fourth beer will only increase the bac to .079.....

In addition, don't they have to find bruises or other pieces of evidence before jailing someone?

[Xenalyte]

The funny part is that although we cannot describe it, all Texans know exactly what kind of smack we get when someone goes upside our head.

[r9etb]

Fitting that this is datelined "Chagrin."

[familyofman]

Is "hitting offside the head" = "b*tch slapping"

[ItsOurTimeNow]

I demand hand control!

[showme_the_Glory]

Hold muh paint whiles I drinks my beer.

[CDHart]

What's wrong with drinking beer WHILE painting the house?

Carolyn

[mountaineer]

There's an advertising campaign going on in my region, "Commit domestic abuse, lose your guns," or something to that effect. Will this Barney Fife lose his guns, I wonder?

[clamboat]

He's a police chief? Not for very long if he is convicted of domestic violence. I think it is the Federal Violence Against Women act that prohibits anyone convicted of even misdemeanor domestic viloence from owning a handgun. Also if she pulls a restraining order on him, he also cannot posess a gun.

[MattAMiller]

The argument Saturday reportedly was over whether he should drink beer or finish painting the house.

Gee I wonder who took what side.