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1 posted on 10/21/2003 9:54:44 AM PDT by UnklGene
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Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but there's a special someone I'm going to show this to.
85 posted on 10/21/2003 11:07:14 AM PDT by Tuscaloosa Goldfinch
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My lactose intolerance gives me special powers.
An intentional surreptitious glass of milk before a long car ride earned me the proudly worn title of the "rottenest man in the world" from my buddies who were hanging their heads out the window at 70 MPH even tho all the windows were already down.
No one died tho.
86 posted on 10/21/2003 11:09:04 AM PDT by Manic_Episode (Rumored to have a small amount of brain damage)
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Well, I guess we'll just have to create a special section in restaurants for this sort of thing.
93 posted on 10/21/2003 11:23:23 AM PDT by kidd
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You know, I quit once. But its hard to quit. Its one of my habits.
95 posted on 10/21/2003 11:25:01 AM PDT by kidd
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After sex, I really have the urge to "light one up"
96 posted on 10/21/2003 11:25:32 AM PDT by kidd
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[ "Gas-passers and non-gas-passers alike must realize the extent to which breaking wind -- commonly called 'farting' -- damages everyone's health." ]

GET OUT!....(hand over mouth).. LoL

99 posted on 10/21/2003 11:42:58 AM PDT by hosepipe
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this will not stop me from eating White Castles, aka maggott muffins, aka gut-bombs.
106 posted on 10/21/2003 12:36:28 PM PDT by isom35
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I'm sorry


115 posted on 10/21/2003 2:21:36 PM PDT by PigRigger (Send donations to http://www.AdoptAPlatoon.org)
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There has got to be some liberal right now freaking out.
118 posted on 10/21/2003 2:27:22 PM PDT by Porterville (Liberal scum, lick my boot.)
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"Second-Hand Gas Kills 130,000 Americans a Year" and "Pew Research Poll"


Do these two things have anything incommon?
121 posted on 10/21/2003 2:35:41 PM PDT by Broadside Joe
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And they didn't include the flamable fart casualties.

127 posted on 10/21/2003 8:31:37 PM PDT by SAMWolf (Don't believe it until you can eat it or spend it.)
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Does this make Michael Moore a serial killer?
130 posted on 10/22/2003 7:51:39 AM PDT by byteback
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