[Quix]

And, IF

as usually is reported,

your muscles are frozen and you are unable to respond within micro-seconds of the abduction beginning . . . and/or weapons are inoperable

THEN

what will you do?

. . . oh invincible powerful one?

[Mulder]

your muscles are frozen and you are unable to respond within micro-seconds of the abduction beginning . . . and/or weapons are inoperable

It's going to take more than an adventerous space goblin to make my Mossberg inoperable.

Now, if these space munchkins have the ability to disguise themselves as large-breasted blondes, then they'd have a good chance of abducting me.

Otherwise, space turds are likely to have a very bad day should they try a "home invasion".