[Mulder]

your muscles are frozen and you are unable to respond within micro-seconds of the abduction beginning . . . and/or weapons are inoperable

It's going to take more than an adventerous space goblin to make my Mossberg inoperable.

Now, if these space munchkins have the ability to disguise themselves as large-breasted blondes, then they'd have a good chance of abducting me.

Otherwise, space turds are likely to have a very bad day should they try a "home invasion".

[bonfire]

After dinner coffee spew!! lol

[Quix]

Oh, my goodness. Such awesome strength and courage on your part!

You've convinced me . . .

ignorance and bravado are GREAT weapons against advanced technology including superior brain and muscle neural controls.

You should do just fine.

One thing I've never found out, though . . . I wonder if the anal probes are more uhhhh vigorous when they find someone with guns and fierce thoughts of using them.

Perhaps you can let us know.

/sar