Woman Pulls Knife During Marriage Counseling

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Woman Pulls Knife During Marriage Counseling

A 34-year-old Great Falls woman faces a felony assault charge, for allegedly pulling a knife on her husband during a marriage counseling session.

Justice of the Peace Kathleen Jensen set bail at 15-thousand dollars for Laura Ann Jordan.

Court documents say she held a knife to the throat of James Jordan, causing him to fear for his life. Police said the assault was witnessed by the counselor.

[Semper Paratus]

Never bring a knife to a marriage counseling session.

[SouthernFreebird]

ROTFL.....

[martin_fierro]

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Color me naive, but I'd say that marriage is beyond hope.

[Roarkdude]

"...she held a knife to the throat of James Jordan, causing him to fear for his life"...duh!

[scarface367]

So I take it the counciling didn't work.

[Welsh Rabbit]

I fear the marriage is beyond counseling at this point.

[OXENinFLA]

Honey, How was I supposed to know she was your sister?!?

[mhking]

Just damn.

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[Lazamataz]

Woman Pulls Knife During Marriage Counseling

That's the first sign my marriage was going downhill.

[eddie willers]

So I take it the counciling didn't work.

I'd get my money back.

[Conspiracy Guy]

subtle but effective hint ; )

[TADSLOS]

The counseling session was probably not a good time for him to 'fess up those indiscretions. Mama was packin' and spring loaded to cut.

[Publius6961]

Hey!

Is that my ex?

[katya8]

I can just imagine the counselor staying cool and calm and saying, "You need to put that knife back on my desk where it belongs, Mrs. Weirdo......"

[DeFault User]

She just couldn't wait for the attorney to cut him up and bleed him dry?

[Jaded]

It sounds like its all his fault. Look at the way things really are:

If he files for divorce he's a b**tard.
If she files for a divorce it's because he's a b**tard.
If he has a lover, he's a b**tard.
If she takes a lover, it's because he's a b**tard.
If he wins the lottery and wants his half in a community property state he's a b**tard.
If she wins the lottery in a community property state and can't have all of it, it's because he's a b**tard.
If he tries to kill himself, he's a selfish b**tard.
If she tries to kill herself, it's because he's a selfish b**tard.
If he tries to kill her, he's a b**tard.
If she tries to kill him, it's because he's a selfish b**tard.

Does that about cover it? That's probably what the judge will say.
/so

[Jaded]

No, no, no. There is hope and all that rot. The second guy in Texas to be run over by his wife (the first to survive) told the media that he still loved her and hoped she wouldn't do jail time over the misunderstanding.

Sheesh.

[Paul Atreides]

All the husband has to do is to admit that everything is his fault. ;-)

[quark]

So true. Women have all the p**** and most of the money, yet they want more!