[reagan_fanatic]

"Speech impediments and clumsy with words are you too when afflicted by senility, goat sex and worshipping moon Gods, I say"

-Yoda

[Alouette]

Can anyone translate this document from the original Orc tongue?

[Centurion2000]

is that America will be exposed to a natural catastrophe that will destroy the everything and is from its victims by millions and the material losses exceed thousands billions of the dollars of what he will lead to an economic and political disaster a people did not witness it before in the old or new age

Looks like he is predicting that the Yellowstone supervolcano will erupt.

Of course these retards will claim credit for it.

[veronica]

"The Fagana of our uncle the sheikh Yasin Bnbaa from the heavy bullet is this issue where he confirmed that the coming December (2003) will witness great events on the Arab and international level . The first prophecy and on our great sheikh compact that an Arab leader to a powerful state will meet his end before the end of this December and his country will witness a state from the chaos and the political tension that for it its reflections on the economic situation will be internally and on the Arab and international level in the region, as for the second bomb that our uncle the sheikh Yasin exploded is that America will be exposed to a natural catastrophe that will destroy the everything and is from its victims by millions and the material losses exceed thousands billions of the dollars of what he will lead to an economic and political disaster a people did not witness it before in the old or new age and surpasses a disaster became and Thamoud and the anger at the White House will burn and on the American president Bush who will hide forever.

The concern is Qena your torture is a day he descends upon your slaves....

[hellinahandcart]

Wow. Authentic frontier gibberish. I thought it was a dead language.

[Slings and Arrows]

When did Snoop Doggy Dog start doing announcements for Hamas?

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks to the marvels of time-travel technology, we reprint below Sheikh Yassin's final speech in its entirity:

"Do you hear a helicop...?"

[Beth Yiroel]

Yassin mentioned a couple of months back that Israel has enough strength to last a quarter of a century. A few weeks later he said that every 40 years there is a shake up in The holy Land. 1947 the UN declared the state of israel. 40 years later the in 1987 the first Intifada started and 2027 the Palestinains will have a state [ha!] Well at least he is more optimstic about Israel than some Israelis!

[tinamina]

They think they're going to take over Saudi Arabia this Ramadan. Don't know the dates of Ramadan, but I think that's their plan. Don't know what kind of "natural disaster" they think will happen here. Probably code for something though.

[Bobby777]

Louis Farrakhan is actually more coherent than this guy ... and Calypso Louis doesn't make any sense at all ...

next they'll be talking about cats and dogs living together, and a 35-foot-long Twinkie ...

[Pagey]

The first prophecy and on our great sheikh compact that an Arab leader to a powerful state will meet his end before the end of this December and his country will witness a state from the chaos and the political tension that for it its reflections on the economic situation will be internally and on the Arab and international level in the region, as for the second bomb that our uncle the sheikh Yasin exploded is that America will be exposed to a natural catastrophe that will destroy the everything and is from its victims by millions and the material losses exceed thousands billions of the dollars of what he will lead to an economic and political disaster a people did not witness it before in the old or new age and surpasses a disaster became and Thamoud and the anger at the White House will burn and on the American president Bush who will hide forever .

That has to be one of the longest Run-On sentences I've read in a very very long time.There's nothing like the clarity of thought from a Muslim Cleric.<======dripping sarcasm and LOL I just shut the door to my office and read it out loud in a fake accent---That friends, is absolute blathering gobbledy-gook to be sure. If I could stop laughing so hard, ohhhh it's time to go home now. (Natural Catastrophe, does that Cleric ((not an IMAM now ,but simply a Cleric)) even know what a natural catastrophe is? As in Tsunami, Earthquake,Volcano etc. I think not.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Could this be Jesse Jackson's long lost cousin, Mohammad Jackson?

[Incorrigible]

"KAKKATE KOI!"

[kanawa]

America will be exposed to a natural catastrophe that will destroy the everything

The everything should immediately be moved to a safe location.