[F16Fighter]

Johnson did look like dead meat at home -- The only Yankee slower than Johnson must be Jason Giambi, who takes a minute and a half to get down the first base line.

[San Jacinto]

Catherine Zeta Jones in the Verizon comercial is damn good looking, but I bet she is a pinko like her husband.

[Senator Pardek]

I think the ump was paying tribute to Pudge's rifle - can that dude react, or what?