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Web takes a byte out of vampire stereotype [Dave Barry!]
Miami Herald ^ | 10/19/03 | Dave Barry

Posted on 10/19/2003 2:20:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Santa Claus, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowperson are starting to appear in the store displays at the mall, and you know what that means!

It means it's almost Halloween.

(Excerpt) Read more at miami.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: davebarry; halloween
I will note in passing that Dave correctly identifies the scariest monster of them all.
1 posted on 10/19/2003 2:20:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Good for you, Mr. Rather"

Man, that hurts when beer shoots out your nose......there oughta be a warning.

2 posted on 10/19/2003 2:34:11 PM PDT by par4
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To: Slings and Arrows
Yoko Ono!!!

Yiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
3 posted on 10/19/2003 3:12:08 PM PDT by Ronin (Qui docet discit!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Funny!

If you're gonna excerpt, why not link to the "printer friendly" ^ version? Loads quicker, takes less bandwidth and those of who are cable/dsl impaired don't have to wade through all the ads.

4 posted on 10/19/2003 3:46:58 PM PDT by upchuck (This Tag Line be blank on porpoise :)
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To: upchuck
Funny!

If you're gonna excerpt, why not link to the "printer friendly" ^ version? Loads quicker, takes less bandwidth and those of who are cable/dsl impaired don't have to wade through all the ads.

True. But then you miss out on the adjoining comic artwork.


5 posted on 10/19/2003 5:52:09 PM PDT by archy (Angiloj! Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
If you read the messages on the Vampire Church message board, you discover that vampires are a very sensitive group of people (or whatever) who feel they are misunderstood by society. To be honest, I was disappointed by this attitude: I wanted to post a message that said: ``Stop this self-pitying victim-group whining! You're VAMPIRES, darn it! Get out there and BITE SOMEBODY!''

ROFLOL

6 posted on 10/19/2003 6:10:50 PM PDT by Ferret Fawcet ("A wise man's heart inclines him toward the Right, but a fool's heart...to the Left" ~Ecc. 10:2)
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