OK, so Babs isn't the most important thing right now, especially considering the ongoing obscenity in Florida. But this piece is so hilarious and dead-on, I thought others might enjoy a look at it.
1 posted on
10/19/2003 7:19:14 AM PDT by
kaylar
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To: kaylar
I think Babs is cranky because she knows that, the world over, the phrase "b**l s**t" is no longer represented in polite circles as "BS," but by "barbra streisand."
2 posted on
10/19/2003 7:28:03 AM PDT by
Tacis
To: kaylar
You forgot: "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you."
4 posted on
10/19/2003 7:32:44 AM PDT by
Savage Beast
(Has the Fall of California been averted--or merely postponed???)
To: kaylar
I wish I had a link to it, but awhile back, I read a hilarious hit piece on BS, particularly about her penchant for casting herself as a beautiful object of desire for younger people of both genders.
5 posted on
10/19/2003 7:36:25 AM PDT by
kaylar
To: kaylar
Wow. What a hatchet job. I love it!
-ccm
6 posted on
10/19/2003 7:41:00 AM PDT by
ccmay
To: kaylar
Omar Sherif once said about Babs...something to the effect:...She believes she is a beautiful woman. She is neither.
To: kaylar
"We talk deeply and we feel deeply," enthused the second Mr Streisand. "Weve been known to wake up and suddenly its dark again." Either this is love, or they live near the Arctic Circle. Bwaaaaa. Great article. Thanks for the read. :)
8 posted on
10/19/2003 7:43:00 AM PDT by
veronica
("I just realised I have a perfect part for you in "Terminator 4"....)
To: kaylar
12 posted on
10/19/2003 7:52:07 AM PDT by
RonDog
To: kaylar
I had no idea the Scots made such fine razors.
15 posted on
10/19/2003 8:04:18 AM PDT by
Rocko
To: kaylar
Definitely - thanks for sharing. "Barbra Strident" - excellent. Want to add what a good actor Robert Redford must be to have sold us on his affection for la Strident in "The Way We Were".
17 posted on
10/19/2003 8:28:56 AM PDT by
Let's Roll
(And those that cried Appease! Appease! are hanged by those they tried to please!")
To: kaylar
Great article! Funny Lady, the sequel to Funny Girl, was on TV not long ago and out of curiosity I watched a few scenes. It was the worst. Even when another actor should have been the focus of the scene, the camera lingered on BS instead. The men - who could have been interesting - were reduced to cardboard figures worshipping at the altar of BS. A film of a good Broadway play, On A Clear Day, was remade into a BS vehicle, ruining it forever, even making the crucial-to-the-plot songs that in the play were sung by the male lead into solos for BS, making them pointless. At least the thought of her anger at living in a state governed by Republican Governor Arnold makes me feel a bit better.
To: kaylar
If I don't read another article today, my day is complete after reading this one.
What a scream! Thanks for the good laugh.
"Barbra Strident..." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
22 posted on
10/19/2003 8:50:45 AM PDT by
Allegra
(There is no tagline within 100 miles of here! -Baghdad Bob)
To: kaylar
"I love ancient myths," she has explained. "I am one after all."
I love me, you love me............
Great send up!
23 posted on
10/19/2003 8:53:14 AM PDT by
tet68
(multiculturalism is an ideological academic fantasy maintained in obvious bad faith. M. Thompson)
To: kaylar
This is the best thing exported from the UK since the Beatles...what a great way to start my Sunday!
To: kaylar
What a great article!! I sent this to all my BS fan friends!!
26 posted on
10/19/2003 9:13:32 AM PDT by
bfree
(Liberals are EVIL!!!)
To: kaylar
The best thing about this is that it is NOT a politically inspired hit piece. It is squarely about her and it (she) aint pretty.
To: kaylar
28 posted on
10/19/2003 9:25:54 AM PDT by
Brett66
To: kaylar
Wow! This writer appears to have been taking lessons from Mark Steyn. Thanks for posting.
To: kaylar
Bookmarking this for those days when I need a taste of cruelty to put a smile on my face.
So9
To: kaylar
THE most horrifying sentences in the English language (in ascending order of terror) run as follows. Your bank card has been withheld. This figure is only an estimate. I have written a novel, would you give it a look? The boss wants to see you. This is going to hurt a bit, Im afraid. Come and see Barbra Streisand sing a song to her dead dog on television. Hey!
He forgot the most dreaded words of all...
"We gotta talk."
33 posted on
10/19/2003 9:45:23 AM PDT by
Publius6961
(40% of Californians are as dumb as a sack of rocks.)
To: kaylar
Great find!
Booked and bumped.
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