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OK, so Babs isn't the most important thing right now, especially considering the ongoing obscenity in Florida. But this piece is so hilarious and dead-on, I thought others might enjoy a look at it.
1 posted on 10/19/2003 7:19:14 AM PDT by kaylar
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I think Babs is cranky because she knows that, the world over, the phrase "b**l s**t" is no longer represented in polite circles as "BS," but by "barbra streisand."
2 posted on 10/19/2003 7:28:03 AM PDT by Tacis
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You forgot: "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you."
4 posted on 10/19/2003 7:32:44 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Has the Fall of California been averted--or merely postponed???)
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I wish I had a link to it, but awhile back, I read a hilarious hit piece on BS, particularly about her penchant for casting herself as a beautiful object of desire for younger people of both genders.
5 posted on 10/19/2003 7:36:25 AM PDT by kaylar
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Wow. What a hatchet job. I love it!

-ccm

6 posted on 10/19/2003 7:41:00 AM PDT by ccmay
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Omar Sherif once said about Babs...something to the effect:...She believes she is a beautiful woman. She is neither.
7 posted on 10/19/2003 7:41:32 AM PDT by GatĂșn(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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"We talk deeply and we feel deeply," enthused the second Mr Streisand. "We’ve been known to wake up and suddenly it’s dark again." Either this is love, or they live near the Arctic Circle.

Bwaaaaa. Great article. Thanks for the read. :)

8 posted on 10/19/2003 7:43:00 AM PDT by veronica ("I just realised I have a perfect part for you in "Terminator 4"....)
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Hey, Babs!


image from
www.amazon.com

12 posted on 10/19/2003 7:52:07 AM PDT by RonDog
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I had no idea the Scots made such fine razors.
15 posted on 10/19/2003 8:04:18 AM PDT by Rocko
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Definitely - thanks for sharing. "Barbra Strident" - excellent. Want to add what a good actor Robert Redford must be to have sold us on his affection for la Strident in "The Way We Were".
17 posted on 10/19/2003 8:28:56 AM PDT by Let's Roll (And those that cried Appease! Appease! are hanged by those they tried to please!")
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Great article! Funny Lady, the sequel to Funny Girl, was on TV not long ago and out of curiosity I watched a few scenes. It was the worst. Even when another actor should have been the focus of the scene, the camera lingered on BS instead. The men - who could have been interesting - were reduced to cardboard figures worshipping at the altar of BS. A film of a good Broadway play, On A Clear Day, was remade into a BS vehicle, ruining it forever, even making the crucial-to-the-plot songs that in the play were sung by the male lead into solos for BS, making them pointless. At least the thought of her anger at living in a state governed by Republican Governor Arnold makes me feel a bit better.
19 posted on 10/19/2003 8:44:29 AM PDT by Moonmad27
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If I don't read another article today, my day is complete after reading this one.

What a scream! Thanks for the good laugh.

"Barbra Strident..." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

22 posted on 10/19/2003 8:50:45 AM PDT by Allegra (There is no tagline within 100 miles of here! -Baghdad Bob)
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"I love ancient myths," she has explained. "I am one after all."

I love me, you love me............

Great send up!
23 posted on 10/19/2003 8:53:14 AM PDT by tet68 (multiculturalism is an ideological academic fantasy maintained in obvious bad faith. M. Thompson)
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This is the best thing exported from the UK since the Beatles...what a great way to start my Sunday!
24 posted on 10/19/2003 9:00:33 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (Helen Thomas, Molly Ivins, Maureen Dowd - The Axis of Ugly)
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What a great article!! I sent this to all my BS fan friends!!
26 posted on 10/19/2003 9:13:32 AM PDT by bfree (Liberals are EVIL!!!)
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The best thing about this is that it is NOT a politically inspired hit piece. It is squarely about her and it (she) aint pretty.
27 posted on 10/19/2003 9:23:30 AM PDT by Natural Law
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28 posted on 10/19/2003 9:25:54 AM PDT by Brett66
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Wow! This writer appears to have been taking lessons from Mark Steyn. Thanks for posting.
29 posted on 10/19/2003 9:35:22 AM PDT by FreedomPoster
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Bookmarking this for those days when I need a taste of cruelty to put a smile on my face.

So9

32 posted on 10/19/2003 9:45:09 AM PDT by Servant of the 9 (A Goldwater Republican)
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THE most horrifying sentences in the English language (in ascending order of terror) run as follows. Your bank card has been withheld. This figure is only an estimate. I have written a novel, would you give it a look? The boss wants to see you. This is going to hurt a bit, I’m afraid. Come and see Barbra Streisand sing a song to her dead dog on television.

Hey!
He forgot the most dreaded words of all...

"We gotta talk."

33 posted on 10/19/2003 9:45:23 AM PDT by Publius6961 (40% of Californians are as dumb as a sack of rocks.)
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Great find!

Booked and bumped.
34 posted on 10/19/2003 9:52:28 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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