[BlackElk]

Snidely, Planneed Barrenhood would attribute declining illiteracy rates, improved weather conditions and decreasing rates of male-pattern baldness to increased condom use. Did your mommy get scared by a Catholic priest when carrying you? Did I read that in an article somewhere, someplace, somehow?

The late Bishop Fulton Sheen said memorably that if the Roman Catholic Church were responsible for half of what it is accused of, he would not have remained be a Catholic either. He did remain a Catholic. No one is drafting you.

Go to your room.

[Snidely Whiplash]

Snidely, Planneed Barrenhood would attribute declining illiteracy rates, improved weather conditions and decreasing rates of male-pattern baldness to increased condom use.

If they actually did that, they'd be even bigger fools and idiots than they already are.

Did your mommy get scared by a Catholic priest when carrying you?

Don't you know...? I was hatched, like all those who favor condom use. We aren't human, after all. At least, it's easy to portray us that way, so I may as well embrace it.

Snidely