[Snidely Whiplash]

Snidely, Planneed Barrenhood would attribute declining illiteracy rates, improved weather conditions and decreasing rates of male-pattern baldness to increased condom use.

If they actually did that, they'd be even bigger fools and idiots than they already are.

Did your mommy get scared by a Catholic priest when carrying you?

Don't you know...? I was hatched, like all those who favor condom use. We aren't human, after all. At least, it's easy to portray us that way, so I may as well embrace it.

Snidely

[BlackElk]

Thanks for confirming what was suspected by so many of us.