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[Hugin]

So if you drink coffee and smoke pot you break even?

[Aracelis]

Drink-up, fellas!

[Jeff Chandler]

I've known heavy pot smokers who didn't seem able to father children. It's probably just as well. (I'm a coffee drinker)

[Agnes Heep]

It keeps Uriah up all night.

[this_ol_patriot]

I smoke and drink lots of coffee. I guess I have a great payload but a poor delivery system.

[ppaul]

[AppyPappy]

It's like putting gas in a car that won't run.

[DainBramage]

I don't care how healthy they are, I just want to get them out of my system.

[avg_freeper]

Instead of making sperm slow down and relax, marijuana makes them peak too early: they swim too fast and too soon - they literally burn out before they reach the egg.

...continued:
Disappointed, the sperm then head over to Burger King to grab a few orders of whoppers and fries after hesitantly checking their car trunk for narco spies.

[Rebelbase]

"Coffee 'boosts male fertility'"

I am one potent muthuh.

[Skooz]

If this were true I would have fathered my own country by now.