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The First Arnold Joke.
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Posted on 10/13/2003 10:09:27 AM PDT by scourge

California Governor-elect Schwarzenegger plans to reduce the deficit by eliminating administrative costs. One method is to combine the Dept. of Fish & Game with the Highway Patrol under one leader.

The merged agency will be known as Fish & Chips.


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KEYWORDS: arnoldjokes; governorelect; schwarzenegger
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If you have heard any arnie jokes, post them, we all can use a good laugh. I came across this one this morning.
1 posted on 10/13/2003 10:09:28 AM PDT by scourge
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To: scourge
You haven't heard any either, huh?
2 posted on 10/13/2003 10:10:07 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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Hi mom!
3 posted on 10/13/2003 10:11:42 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: scourge
"Arnold Shrugged"
4 posted on 10/13/2003 10:12:16 AM PDT by prognostigaator
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To: AppyPappy
He won't be playing his father in the Sound of Music anytime soon.
5 posted on 10/13/2003 10:12:19 AM PDT by Afronaut (Live as free men, but do not use your freedom as a cover-up for evil.)
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To: scourge
Fish and Chips.


tee hee.
6 posted on 10/13/2003 10:12:49 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: AppyPappy
I admit it's not great, but it was the first attempt I came across. I'll be on the look out for others.
7 posted on 10/13/2003 10:14:08 AM PDT by scourge
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To: scourge
It's great enough for now!! I needed that!! :-)
8 posted on 10/13/2003 10:16:50 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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Clintoon actually had a pretty good one back in '95 (after the '94 election results said he had a big weakness among men). He said he wanted to combine the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms with the Fisheries Commission and the Interstate Trucking Commission. And call it the "Department of Guys." :)
9 posted on 10/13/2003 10:16:52 AM PDT by TheBigB ("If my country calls, I will answer. Unless I'm screening."--Homer J. Simpson)
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Hasn't that one been around since WAAAAYY before Arnold?
10 posted on 10/13/2003 10:16:59 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed
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An interviewer axed Arnold the other day what he was going to be for Halloween this year.

"A composer", replied Arnold.

"Which one, Moztart, Beethoven?" axed the reporter.

"I'll be Bach"




Sorry.


11 posted on 10/13/2003 10:19:38 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Funny eerie or funny ha ha?)
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ROTFLOL
12 posted on 10/13/2003 10:20:51 AM PDT by scourge
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To: Beelzebubba
I first heard it over 20 years ago.
13 posted on 10/13/2003 10:23:32 AM PDT by dts32041 (Is it time to practice decimation with our representatives?)
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To: scourge
Old Joke. New Name.
14 posted on 10/13/2003 10:24:02 AM PDT by theDentist (Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
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It's not an Arnie joke, but it needs an outlet.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
15 posted on 10/13/2003 10:25:18 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: scourge
Full disclosure on the above joke: after I told it, Xena's Sister, with a perfectly straight face, said, "Well, was he sad?"
16 posted on 10/13/2003 10:26:11 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: scourge
lol
17 posted on 10/13/2003 10:29:07 AM PDT by tutstar
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To: Xenalyte
Well? Was he?
18 posted on 10/13/2003 10:36:46 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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Which one, Moztart, Beethoven?" axed the reporter

Love the use of axed here...it's sooo...sooo...rap.

19 posted on 10/13/2003 10:43:11 AM PDT by zlala
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"John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?""

My favorite episode was the one where Gomez and Morticia sold John Kerry's harpsichord.

20 posted on 10/13/2003 10:47:51 AM PDT by exile (Exile - proudly ticking off the Left since 1992)
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