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Posted on 10/13/2003 10:09:27 AM PDT by scourge
California Governor-elect Schwarzenegger plans to reduce the deficit by eliminating administrative costs. One method is to combine the Dept. of Fish & Game with the Highway Patrol under one leader.
The merged agency will be known as Fish & Chips.
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If you have heard any arnie jokes, post them, we all can use a good laugh. I came across this one this morning.
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:09:28 AM PDT
by
scourge
To: scourge
You haven't heard any either, huh?
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:10:07 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: All
Hi mom!
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:11:42 AM PDT
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To: scourge
"Arnold Shrugged"
To: AppyPappy
He won't be playing his father in the Sound of Music anytime soon.
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:12:19 AM PDT
by
Afronaut
(Live as free men, but do not use your freedom as a cover-up for evil.)
To: scourge
Fish and Chips.
tee hee.
To: AppyPappy
I admit it's not great, but it was the first attempt I came across. I'll be on the look out for others.
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:14:08 AM PDT
by
scourge
To: scourge
It's great enough for now!! I needed that!! :-)
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:16:50 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: scourge
Clintoon actually had a pretty good one back in '95 (after the '94 election results said he had a big weakness among men). He said he wanted to combine the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms with the Fisheries Commission and the Interstate Trucking Commission. And call it the "Department of Guys." :)
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:16:52 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
("If my country calls, I will answer. Unless I'm screening."--Homer J. Simpson)
To: scourge
Hasn't that one been around since WAAAAYY before Arnold?
To: scourge
An interviewer axed Arnold the other day what he was going to be for Halloween this year.
"A composer", replied Arnold.
"Which one, Moztart, Beethoven?" axed the reporter.
"I'll be Bach"
Sorry.
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:19:38 AM PDT
by
socal_parrot
(Funny eerie or funny ha ha?)
To: socal_parrot
ROTFLOL
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:20:51 AM PDT
by
scourge
To: Beelzebubba
I first heard it over 20 years ago.
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:23:32 AM PDT
by
dts32041
(Is it time to practice decimation with our representatives?)
To: scourge
Old Joke. New Name.
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:24:02 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
To: scourge
It's not an Arnie joke, but it needs an outlet.
John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:25:18 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: scourge
Full disclosure on the above joke: after I told it, Xena's Sister, with a perfectly straight face, said, "Well, was he sad?"
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:26:11 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: scourge
lol
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:29:07 AM PDT
by
tutstar
To: Xenalyte
Well? Was he?
To: socal_parrot
Which one, Moztart, Beethoven?" axed the reporterLove the use of axed here...it's sooo...sooo...rap.
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:43:11 AM PDT
by
zlala
To: Xenalyte
"John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?""
My favorite episode was the one where Gomez and Morticia sold John Kerry's harpsichord.
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posted on
10/13/2003 10:47:51 AM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - proudly ticking off the Left since 1992)
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