When my son was about five, he rather loudly said Dad, that lady is REALLY FAT. (She was, too - maybe 300 pounds).
I quietly explained to him that it isnt polite to say those things out loud about peoples appearance.
About an hour later, we encountered the same obese woman and my son said to me Look Dad, theres the lady who is not so skinny.
My wife and I just broke up laughing.
My uncle taught me to say Tough Shit Old Boy.
When I was 2 years old, I stood up on the pew at church and yelled it out. They told me....