When my son was about five, he rather loudly said “Dad, that lady is REALLY FAT.” (She was, too - maybe 300 pounds).
I quietly explained to him that it isn’t polite to say those things out loud about people’s appearance.
About an hour later, we encountered the same obese woman and my son said to me “Look Dad, there’s the lady who is not so skinny.”
My wife and I just broke up laughing.
My uncle taught me to say Tough Shit Old Boy.
When I was 2 years old, I stood up on the pew at church and yelled it out. They told me....