“I” demand shuckee resign from the senate. Crickets........
I represent a client who has a recovered memory in which Sen. Schumer, while blind drunk, molested a horse. These accusations are very serious, so Sen. Schumer must stand before a committee and prove that he did not engage in bestiality while inebriated.
For the good of America, civility and sanity, I “call on” schumer to self-exile (for the rest of his worthless life) to the Congo to care for ebola victims.