Here’s a debating retort, “wiped, like with a cloth or something?” Brilliant!
The fake, proud, mocking, beaming, smiling smirk she gave with that response really got my goat.
I hope her failure is spectacularly televised.
...or “You can read my position in my new book.”
Offer her some and invade her space by handing them over.
Didn’t some wimpy R get raked over the coals for pointing a newspaper at the harridan years ago?