[Chode]

[BigEdLB]

In the UK they have the Monster Raving Loony party, and they dress like the fellow there. I guess the Loonies have endorsed Jeb

[ROCKLOBSTER]

What’s the deal with Heb and the faggot?

[SamAdams76]

"You know...I don't really need this abuse. I really don't. This is NOT what I signed up for. Boy, am I going to sock it to my brother next time I run into him. He said 'Don't worry Jebbie, don't worry. Just do what they tell you to do and the nomination is yours. It'll be a cakewalk. Everything's been arranged'.

Yeah, right. Everything's been arranged. Does six percent in the polls look to you like it's been arranged? I don't think so.

So here I am, up in some VFW hall in some godawful New Hampshire backwater, having to actually campaign! Fighting for my political life while Donald Trump flies around the country, high in the polls, in his fancy suits and his private jet that makes Air Force One look like a puddle jumper.

Hell, even this no name Ben Carson is polling better than me. Not to mention that bitch that ran HP into the ground. All of them in double digits and here I am trying to get a rise out of this sorry-ass crowd they put in front of me. To try and lighten things up a little, I tell them my best Donald Trump joke in Spanish. And I get dead silence. Dead silence. Don't these New Hampshire rubes know a word of Spanish?

Now they got me going to Iowa this weekend to go out to some cornfield someplace. They got me talking about farm subsidies and stuff like that. This wasn't supposed to go down like this! The nomination was supposed to be mine! That's what they told me. All I had to do was go to Cleveland for the convention to make my acceptance speech and read off the teleprompter the words they wanted me to say. Then I would get to campaign against Hillary Clinton who had her nomination all pre-arranged as well. But now it looks like even that is not going to happen.

What the hell happened to the plan? I thought they had this thing all planned out. Trump? Trump? Are you serious? What the hell is he doing in this race? I've had just about enough of this nonsense. Somebody get me off this Crazy Train.