There, but for the grace of God, go I.
An unopened case of beer in the trunk of his car? I’ve told my kids, since they’re now grown, that the stuff we did and got away with when I was a teenager would probably make their escapades look thin. Or maybe not. Either way I’m not telling them all the details and don’t want to hear theirs either. But if this is the worst they can dig up on The Cruzader he was a choirboy compared to most people I know.
/johnny