[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

It would of been hysterical if Darrell had pulled a Monty Python on her and asked her some of those “Infamous Bridge Of Death” questions.

[a fool in paradise]

[Olog-hai]

Depends if you find “On the advice of my counsel, I respectfully exercise my Fifth Amendment right and decline to answer that question” an “interesting response” over and over.

[originalbuckeye]

He should have asked her ‘do you really mean that you won’t answer the question because you would incriminate yourself? ‘.

[eyedigress]

Should personnel employed by the United States Government be allowed to dis-enfranchise the Citizens of the United States for political purposes?

[Pox]

“Precisely who ordered you to persecute conservative 501(c)(4) organizations seeking tax exempt status, keeping in mind that is has been determined by this committee that your Fifth Amendment Rights were waived when you decided to make an unsolicited statement at the hearings you were first summoned to which means that if you continue to attempt to invoke the Fifth Amendment Rights that we have deemed waived it will most likely result in your incarceration until such a time as you decide to provide an honest testimonial that we have requested.”

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

“What are you wearing?” ;)

[sjmjax]

“Were you abusing the power of your office for ideological reasons, for bribery or because of blackmail?”

[jsanders2001]

Have you ever lièd under oath? Would be one of my fïrst questions

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

Mizz Lerner,what smells worse, Ed Schultz in a mens room stall or when a bear craps in the woods?

[Recompennation]

Darrell should have been the first to exclaim!”! I’m tired of dis”!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Slowest Learner.

[OneWingedShark]

1. Do you agree with the assessment that there is no trace of corruption in the IRS?
2. Do you believe that your life is in danger should you not take the fifth amendment in these proceedings?
3. How would you describe the discrepancy in ration of unhindered acceptance of tax-exempt status for on average to that of conservative/tea-party/types?
4. Did you ever give any instructions that might have contributed to that discrepancy?
5. Did you ever receive any instructions that might have caused that discrepancy?
6. If so, who did those orders come from?

[blueunicorn6]

“Ms Lerner, you keep telling us ‘On the advice of my counsel’. I believe that is your counsel sitting there by you. I don’t see him giving you any advice. If he doesn’t talk to you, how can you possibly know what advice he would give you on a question? Do you have telepathic powers? Do you have super powers? Can you leap tall buildings in a single bound? Can your face stop a clock? And you Sir, Ms Lerner’s Counsel, what kind of advice are you giving this poor woman? Look at her. Brown shoes with that outfit she’s wearing. You should be thrown in jail for violating the laws of good taste. And speaking of good taste, Ms Lerner, what kind of liquor were you drinking before you came to this hearing? Do you have any left? Would you share? Don’t look at your Counsel. I’ll bet the old skinflint never shares a bottle with anyone. He looks like the type that would water down his booze anyway. Now, where were we? Oh, yes, you were going to give us a demonstration of your telepathic skills. What am I thinking right now? Wrong! I was thinking about bean dip. Now, don’t you look the fool? Go ahead, ask your Counsel for advice on answering that one. He shaves. He knows what a fool looks like. I have no more questions for the witness. I have lots of disgust for her, but no more questions.”

[Norm Lenhart]

Lois, have you seen my spine?
Lois, why am I such a pussy?

[Cyman]

Ms Lerner, where would you like to serve your prison time?

[windsorknot]

Lois, what do you like to do for fun besides kicking little puppies?

[Clint N. Suhks]

“Is it true, Ms. Lerner, that you are a man in drag?”

[UCANSEE2]

What was it like dating Superman ?

[Lmo56]

My understanding is that if she answers any single question, she loses her 5th Amendment protections - so, I would wither her with pertinent questions and then try to get her with an innocuous one, to catch her off guard. Such as:

“Do you need a break?”

If she answers, I would immediately move to compel her to testify ...

[minnesota_bound]

How much bribe money are you getting?