“I’ll tell you, Ted Cruz is so hated among his Republicans now — more so than even during the shutdown — that at the Tuesday lunch they have, every Tuesday, he’s going to need a food taster.”
That’s the way to instill faith in the government. /s
Hmmm...(smack, chew)...YES, this Wagyu beef is a little past medium rare...and this lobster thermidor COULD use a bit more seasoning...(chomp)...(sipping Cristal champagne)...my recommendation?
Send up a well done round steak and a bowl of Rice Krispies.
But make sure the mini bottle of ketchup doesn't have the seal broken.
The President should be safe, I think.
(Glugs down the rest of the champagne)