CURL: The Grand Old Party is about to go ‘Boom!’

The Washington Times ^ | August 25, 2013 | Joseph Curl

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In the run-up to the 2016 presidential election, the Republican Party will explode. When the smoke clears, there’ll be four (4!) new parties.

First, there will still be the Republican Party, sort of, but it will change its name to the GOPPPP (Grand Old Party of Perennial Pathetic Putzes). The new name, though, won’t change the fact that the party has failed to win a majority of America’s voters in five of the past six elections or that it keep running candidates even its own members don’t like!

It’s top contenders? Sen. Marco Rubio; Rep. Paul Ryan; Gov. Rick Perry; maybe that guy who governs Wisconsin. You know, the polished politicos who say all the right things to get Republicans to like them but who then go on to get slaughtered in the general election. Those guys.

Then, there’ll be a new supercombo-hybrid party joining the old GOP with the Democratic Party. No, not Republicrat — Demoblican. In this new abomination, there aren’t even Republicans-in-Name-Only — there aren’t even Republicans! There are just the truly enlightened public servants, here to serve us because they — and they alone — have been given The Gift from on high.....

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Hey Kidd - I heard what he said from the horse's mouth. He said he supports "a path to citizenship" (AMNESTY).

I don't care how great a job he has done in WI. If he runs for POTUS, I'm staying home. I will not support a pro-amnesty Republican.