You sound like me. I'm looking to upgrade my piss-poor arsenal, too...
All mine were lost in the desert years ago. I was out 4wheeling one day and a bunch of robed swarthy men robbed me and told me if I reported them my family would be killed.
Since I did not want to be thought a racist, I surrendered all my guns to them and sat quietly in fear to this very day.
I sure do miss them all. The guns I mean.
You sound like me. I'm looking to upgrade my piss-poor arsenal, too...