NO a REAL CONSERVATIVE FReeper, which you are not. I won’t ‘settle’ for lesser of 2 evils, evil is evil no matter the degree.
The rich man also died, and was buried: and in hell he lifted up his eyes, being .... he is reduced so low as to be in hell, he can only beg for one drop of water to cool his tongue from righteous Lazarus who sits in Heaven with the Great I AM.
And your chest-thumoing piety doesn't cover you either.