Vince Foster committed the most ingenious suicide of all time: shooting himself, rolling himself up in a carpet, driving to the park and then depositing his own body in the woods next to a clean gun.
Truly brilliant. But I sometimes wonder why he went to all that trouble.
‘Twas truly the world’s first and only eat a gun Immaculate Suicide.
“Vince Foster committed the most ingenious suicide of all time: shooting himself, rolling himself up in a carpet, driving to the park and then depositing his own body in the woods next to a clean gun.
Truly brilliant. But I sometimes wonder why he went to all that trouble.”
Oh my goodness, that’s funny. OBVIOUSLY, he was protecting somebody.