Thank you. I am just here to reassure everyone that Sarah Palin is running. Remember you heard it here, first.
(MaggieCarta, although hampered by an extreme power outage, finds her way to an unattended (and working) computer. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the rightful owner appears. Boy, is he cheesed. A fierce scuffle ensues. MC's muffled cry sounded like: "Mffpf...Let go! Let me go, I said!")
Must...not...post...on...Palin...Threads....