And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause Obamaman thinks it should
I think, You've got it.
“Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P.J.O’Rourke
Posted on 01/18/2009 3:54:56 PM PST by pocket5s
Got a pretty good one here:
“”My fellow Americans, today is a stupid day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “republican”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually move.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces inept and lazy challenges like never before. Our economy is unplugged. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for conservatives. Our healthcare system is bright. If your leg is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a social worker. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a house bridge. But working together we can right this ship, and set a course for Chicago.
Finally, I must thank my silly family, my quick campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank ACORN for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of trying the American people. Without your light efforts, none of this would have been possible.””
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?
Obamaman
Obamaman can
Obamaman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?
Obamaman?
Obamaman
Obamaman can
Obamaman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Willy Wonka makes Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes, You can even eat the dishes
Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?
Obamaman
Children:Willy Wonka can
Obamaman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause Obamaman thinks it should
I think, You've got it.
"Excuse me while I whip this out!"
My fellow Americans, today is a smelly day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “beggar”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually frolick.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces shrimpy and queer challenges like never before. Our economy is moist. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for shoes. Our healthcare system is gloomy. If your colon is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a community organizer. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a black widow spider flag pin. But smoking together we can right this ship, and set a course for Kenya.
Finally, I must thank my yellow family, my spoiled campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Muslims for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of farting the American people. Without your hairy efforts, none of this would have been possible.
One more:
My fellow Americans, today is a horrible day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “fake presidential seal”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually prosecute.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces egotistical and pompous challenges like never before. Our economy is special. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for rev. wright hate sermons. Our healthcare system is stuttering. If your nose is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a chicago politician. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a bus conservative. But following together we can right this ship, and set a course for Gitmo.
Finally, I must thank my black family, my lumpy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Muslims for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of tripping the American people. Without your filthy efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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