Create Your Own Obama Speech

Patriot Room ^ | 01-18-2009 | Robert

[pocket5s]

Create your own inauguration speech

[woofie]

it’s a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we’re aware
its a small world after all

CHORUS:
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It’s a small small world

[BenLurkin]

Headstart here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2166860/posts

[PistolPaknMama]

Go home.

[P8riot]

My fellow Americans. You know that old saying about “fooling some of the people all of the time”? Wellllllll.........

[skinkinthegrass]

Gimme that thing...
Gimme, Gimme that....
Gimme that thing
Gimme that thing
*repeat*

[Disgusted in Texas]

How about—”My fellow Americans. Having cheated my way here,I will now proceed to cheat you all out of your rights ,freedoms and anything else that comes to mind.Bring on Ludricious ,P.Diddy etc and lets party down..”.

Sad ,sad day...

[donaldo]

Obama’s coronation speech.

“First things first. I want to personally thank all of you for attending my coronation. And I want to especially thank all you guilt ridden white liberals. There’s simply no way I could’ve been crowned without your craven and obsequious behavior. Your guilt has been absolutely fathomless! Also, a special thanks to all my servile sycophantic supplicants in the Fourth Estate. Being a mere cipher and an underachieveing empty suit, I could’nt have done it without you. Now, if you suckasses don’t bow down and kiss my ass I’m going to sic my Nubian Satraps on you. And don’t break in line. Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann get first dibs on performing my ablutions.”

[Quix]

OTHUGA SPEECH OUTLINE:

—Genocide will ride
[only I’ll call it environmental, global salvation population refinement].
—Good is evil [only I’ll say it’s removing racism from the dictionary]

—Evil is good [only I’ll say it’s modern enlightenment]
—Marxists are patriots [only I’ll call it INCLUSION]

—Jihadi’s are automatic saints [only I’ll say it’s giving everyone a place at the table]
—INFANTICIDE is fashionable [only I’ll call it FREEDOM and CHOICE]

—WAR ON authentic Christianity is essential [Only I’ll call it calming the body politic]
—Terrorist bombers are patriots [only I’ll call it cleaning out the deadwood holding us back from the New Age and the New World Order. Or maybe I’ll call it getting everyone’s attention and setting the stage for the New Era of Tyranny—which I’ll call the New Era of Responsibility (and worship of my toe-jam)]

—War on the aged and infirm is crucial for the survival of the planet and the environment [though I’ll call it minor house cleaning]
—My elevation to godhood is vital [though I’ll call it understandable supportiveness of the masses]

. . .

. . .

[SERKIT]

Barry's Ode to Michelle-Omarosa:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horny
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

[G8 Diplomat]

Before beginning speech: “Ashhadu anna la ilaha illa Allah! Ashhadu anna Muhammad rasul Allah!”

(faces Mecca and bows)

Rises and begins speech: “Thank you for electing me, fellow Ameristanis! Yes, that is what I am going to call this country now. The Socialist People’s Caliphate of Ameristan. I bring you change; no more national security and wars against terrorists. No more waterboarding jihadists to extract information that could save lives. No drilling in ANWR and low gas prices. No more guns. No more low taxes, no more oppresssive capitalist free market system. No more quality health care. Instead, you will trust the government to know what’s best for you and to take care of all your problems, and will surrender your money and firearms unconditionally to us. You will go to the doctors we tell you to go to, and you will pay a tax at the pump as penalty for using gasoline, which aggrevates global warming. We will be dependent on oil from our enemies, and our borders will be open for anyone, even if they are terrorists, to cross. We will not continue killing terrorists in the Middle East and helping Iraq and Afghanistan rebuild. We will let them fall back in the hands of al-Qaida and the Taliban, and I will talk unconditionally with leaders of rogue states. The defense budget will be cut, even though America is threatened by enemies chasing nuclear and biological weapons, and instead that spending will be used on social welfare programs. Work hard, because people who don’t work deserve your money. I also offer you hope; that is, hope that you survive my term in office. Allah akbar.”

[Ingtar]

Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a black day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “black”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually take.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces Republican and impossible challenges like never before. Our economy is dreadfully undertaxed. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for Blacks. Our healthcare system is natural born. If your middle finger is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a lawyer. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a hidden birth certificate. But f’ing together we can right this ship, and set a course for poverty.

Finally, I must thank my prosperous family, my peaceful campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Islamics for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of blowing up the American people. Without your unfair efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

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*Relentless cheers abound*

[machogirl]

“Birth certificate?, I don’t need no stinkin’ Birth Certificate”.

[lilylangtree]

Me and Michelle wanna thank all you who voted for me. I’m organizing this group so that me and you can work for one global nation. You can be sure that me and you can work for a better tomorrow for all groups like Hamas, Europe, UN, my relatives in Kenya who me and Michelle hope you get t’know, the Amuricas, and my special good friends in the middle eastern hemisphere. Don’t ya worry. This crises at home will shortly be over and everyone will live happy ever after. So those who brought the drugs to the party, please stand over there. Now party on dudes! The world is ours. Drink until you’re sick.

[Polybius]

Create Your Own Obama Speech

[nmh]

For the good of the people, I hereby resign.

I finally realize I am not the “messiah” I'd like to be.

I am a hate filled racist that denies reality.

My solutions would destroy this country.

In a “dream” I realized that my father was WRONG.

I am inept and useless.

We must hold another election so I do not destroy the United States.

Let Bush continue till a successor can be decided.

How's that for a speech for Obama?

[nmh]

Don't forget the world “change”

that can be in interpreted any way you'd like.

[Kirkwood]

Obama lover?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I interpret it as....’cha-ching’.......and as ripping up our Constitution as tho it was tissue paper.