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Tempting, but I wouldn't want to appear smaller than I really am.

1 posted on 10/08/2003 8:34:17 AM PDT by martin_fierro

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2 posted on 10/08/2003 8:35:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Prop 53: YES|Prop 54: YES|Recall: YES|Governor: TOM, but will settle for Arnie)

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3 posted on 10/08/2003 8:37:11 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)

To: martin_fierro; MrLeRoy

Hmmmm, why don't they tell us if the parolees actually did test positive for drugs? Are they now going to have to feel the prospective urine test submitter for his authenticity?

5 posted on 10/08/2003 8:45:20 AM PDT by CSM (www.banallfun.com - Homepage of all Smoke Gnatzies!)

To: martin_fierro

"A body part when it's up against a plastic cup isn't going to go 'clink,'

It might, if you're producing another kind of specimen...

6 posted on 10/08/2003 8:54:35 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Why do the Flag postage stamps peel off upside down..infiltrators?)

To: martin_fierro

A prosthetic penis....

Hey,,no more shrinkage problems & it spits too!!!! WOW!!!

7 posted on 10/08/2003 9:01:57 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)

To: martin_fierro

"A body part when it's up against a plastic cup isn't going to go 'clink,'"

True. It's more like a loud 'THUD'...

8 posted on 10/08/2003 9:16:35 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks ("A body part when it's up against a plastic cup isn't going to go 'clink'")

To: martin_fierro

Wonder if they made a custom-built bent model for Clinton...

9 posted on 10/08/2003 12:42:55 PM PDT by dirtboy (Cure Arnold of groping - throw him into a dark closet with Janet Reno and shut the door.)

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Oops, one more time on the right thread...

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10 posted on 10/08/2003 9:21:45 PM PDT by Sir Gawain

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