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"As a working mother raising a 4-year-old son, the first lady has concerns about the negative influences that the entertainment industry can have on young children and teenagers," said Ehrlich's spokeswoman

Oh, I see - so Brittany is a negative influence (which I don't deny) to young people, but a Governor's wife publicly stating that she would shoot Brittany if she had the chance ISN'T a bad message?

Kendel Ehrlich is a breath of fresh air here in our little socialist community. I will cut her a lot of slack on this one - in fact I've even used the phrase myself - "I'd like to shoot (her, him, them). Only the left will try to make hay with this one; most will understand this, within context.

For crying out loud... GET OFF it!! Enough already!! (which isn't a sexual comment.. but a figure of speech!!)

I've said I could JUST SHOOT my own Mom before!! It is a figure of speech. I would NEVER shoot my mother!! I love her TO DEATH!! Which doesn't mean I want her DEAD!! It is a figure of SPEECH!!!!

GOOD LORD.. (which is also a figure of speech, but also happens to be true!!)

I leave you with this, READ ON:

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Subject: Mourning the loss of an "Old Friend"

Obituary:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of "Common Sense" who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as "knowing when to come in out of the rain", "why the early bird gets the worm" and that "life isn't always fair".

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.