[lodwick]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta its butt"?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
char, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

[Iowa Granny]

And why do they call it: Microsoft Works?