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Good Morning Students. Welcome to class!

Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.

I don't have an example this morning, Teach overslept!

1 posted on 10/07/2003 5:29:30 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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2 posted on 10/07/2003 5:29:42 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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3 posted on 10/07/2003 5:30:00 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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4 posted on 10/07/2003 5:30:20 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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6 posted on 10/07/2003 5:33:03 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: RikaStrom
The democrats keep showing they are contiguous to the devil in recent news. Look at the Dark Lord himself. Wesley Clark, who wants to go boldly where no man has gone before and most likely blast the Earth away from orbit in his Death Star. Then you have Howard Dean who WILL explode soon and is now nicknamed Pyro.

Here is a picture of Wesley Clark showing up at a press conference:

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11 posted on 10/07/2003 5:37:29 AM PDT by sonsofliberty2000 (The Patriot Paradox: All Your Interviews Belong to Us)
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To: RikaStrom
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24 posted on 10/07/2003 5:44:27 AM PDT by hobbes1 ( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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To: RikaStrom
Today, our most populous state
Has its governor awaiting his fate

It's California, of the 48 contiguous
LA Times to Arnold: "What a Pig you is!"

But their saga of groping
Is just wishing and hoping

For when night falls, Old Gray
Will be sent on his way

And Conan, the leader of the pack
Will insure that the dems won't "be back"
39 posted on 10/07/2003 5:57:38 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: RikaStrom
The contiguous attacks on President Bush (the PlameNameBlameGame), Arnold Schwartzenegger, and Rush Limbaugh this October makes me wonder what they are cooking up for next October, when we are a month away from the BIG election.
60 posted on 10/07/2003 6:14:02 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (those rats keep slinging the mud)
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To: RikaStrom
In the Land of Fruits and Nuts
A MEChA Plots to Bust America
And Make Aztlán Contiguous
Luckily the Scheme is Terminated

-Nostradamus, Century XXI


63 posted on 10/07/2003 6:15:06 AM PDT by Momaw Nadon (The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.)
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To: RikaStrom
After six contiguous losses to the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Cleveland Browns beat them like a red-headed stepchild Sunday night, 33 - 13
65 posted on 10/07/2003 6:16:00 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (those rats keep slinging the mud)
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To: RikaStrom
Any liberal greater than 25 years of age probably has less than two contiguous brain cells. :P
83 posted on 10/07/2003 6:33:08 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: RikaStrom
Morning! I had to put out all the trash before I could get here-we forgot about it last night, and by the time I remembered this morning, hubby had left for work.

In California today
The people will have their say-
Will it be contiguous terms?
Or will the voters stand firm
And tell Grayout to just go away..


86 posted on 10/07/2003 6:38:01 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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To: RikaStrom
Liberal California is contiguous with other states, thank God not mine. They will hopefully fix that problem beginning today by becoming less liberal.

I predict that the changes starting in California will sweep other states into more conservative government.
118 posted on 10/07/2003 7:12:15 AM PDT by 1smallVoice (Clinton brought us Bush)
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Homework:

As a lawyer, and one highly skilled in oral presentations, xsmommy knows munch more math than she lets on.

For example, she is able to name all 69 cuntiguous angles possible between two adjacent bodies engaged in oral exercises....

And she can also tell you which states most of them are illegal in. Or out. And in. Or out.

He said, tongue firmly in cheek(s)....
138 posted on 10/07/2003 7:29:21 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: RikaStrom
The Void and Alabama aren't contiguous
But both have idiots mischevious.
Ousting the ten commandments
The liberals are adament
Is something we're for litigious.
142 posted on 10/07/2003 7:33:01 AM PDT by doubled (Tests have shown, and now it's official, life is not fair.)
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To: RikaStrom
I found it oddly amusing to realize that this election day is the anniversary of the battle of Lepanto. I am just hoping that by this evening, our darling Governor fully understands just how those Ottomans felt.

It'll be interesting to see what the official turnout numbers will be. All I can say is, I was at my polling place a minute or two after 7 (it is almost contiguous--you see, I got The Word in someplace--to my house,) and the place was packed. I had to wait in line a good 20 minutes, which has never happened in this neighborhood before. Usually, the place is pretty deserted, even during Presidential elections.

And I find it hard to believe that all those people got themselves out there early on this cold, foggy, dismal morning just to show how much they like Gray Davis.

210 posted on 10/07/2003 8:30:41 AM PDT by white rose
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To: RikaStrom; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Talk about being contiguous!

I wonder if the Whyisa was there with a little eye makeup. And if not, why not.

236 posted on 10/07/2003 9:04:23 AM PDT by Argh
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To: RikaStrom
It seems the contagious leftie liberals span from sports to Hollywood, from Washington to California. Indeed the left has raised the ugly fist of slander politics against any and all who stand in their way. Let the games begin.....
311 posted on 10/07/2003 11:40:05 AM PDT by tioga
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To: RikaStrom
You overslept on your birthday? Don't waste any more time!

Happy Birthday

410 posted on 10/07/2003 3:28:05 PM PDT by tioga
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