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Humorous Freepin conspiracies to get libs all wound up.
10/6/2003
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Posted on 10/06/2003 3:36:22 PM PDT by guinnessboy
I did start cooking up a new conspiracy for some liberal poseurs in my office, neo dems. It goes something like this:
Cant you see what is happening? my god it is so clear, George Bush a baseball man, has manipulated the world series and the California recall to his favor. Everyone is all wrapped up in the hype that this could be the year for our beloved Red Sox and anyone who is anyone knows that a Red Sox-Cubbies world Series is what most seniors in our country have been waiting for multiple decades (heck interest rates are'nt rising anytime soon what is there for them to be happy about?) While the country is immersed in Baseball orgasma, Bush quietly sneeks Arnold (a proclaimed Republican) into California, a difficult state for the GOP to get a grasp on. Once Californians relate success with Celebrity and Conservatism, GW will win all 50 states in a landslide when the 50% that disapprove of Bush (also cant count past five and tie thier own shoes) put one and one together and pull their head from their fourth point of contact. Hence a nation hypnotized by baseball fervor is once again election stolen By GWB!!!! I had them all going, funny though is I made it sound as rediculous as they have sounded for the past three ++++ years including the no war for yogurt or whatever they are complaining about! HA!
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To: guinnessboy; jmt576; Little Bill; ElectricStrawberry; jacket; djjava; BostonianRightist
Joking around Ping!
To: All
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:39:17 PM PDT
by
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To: guinnessboy
Give it a week and it will be on CNN.
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:40:01 PM PDT
by
Grig
To: guinnessboy
On yer fifth "black and tan" I see.
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:40:04 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(There's two types of people in the world. Those with loaded guns and those that dig.)
To: guinnessboy
And this is breaking news how?
To: guinnessboy
MOrE WiNE!!!!
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:40:32 PM PDT
by
sam_paine
(X .................................)
To: Unknown Freeper
LOL!!
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:40:51 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(If it weren't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all!!!)
To: Unknown Freeper
I will time it to see how long before it gets pulled.
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:41:48 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(If it weren't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all!!!)
To: guinnessboy
Red Sox-Cubbies world SeriesThis morning on the Boortz show, Royal Marshall said "You realize that would make it between 'The Windy City' and 'Beantown'?"
He must have also been thinking about the old farts. ;-)
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:42:15 PM PDT
by
StriperSniper
(Rush is mainlining THERA-GESIC®)
To: Unknown Freeper
All posts are breaking news.
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:42:31 PM PDT
by
steveo
(There. There wolf.)
To: guinnessboy
WE are the Cabal of ONE!
We must have our own conspiracy to throw around!
*chuckle*
Good job, be careful.
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:44:52 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Alas poor Yorick. I AM HIM, Horatio!)
To: Darksheare
Hey if they can conspire then we can too no? LOL I need help honing this one obviously.........
To: guinnessboy
Heck, some of them are more paranoid about right wing cabals than we are of Clinton antics....
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posted on
10/06/2003 3:54:37 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Alas poor Yorick. I AM HIM, Horatio!)
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