A blonde goes looking to do odd jobs.
Knocks on a door, and the guy says, "Well, I was getting ready to paint the porch, how much are you charging?" She tell him twenty bucks.
He gives her two cans of paint, etc. He goes back in, and the wife berates him for the $20, "Did she see how far the porch
wraps around the house?" "Don't worry about it", he replies.
The blonde knocks on the door, saying she finished and she put two coats on. The guy looks at the unpainted porch and
looks at the blonde and goes to speak, but the blonde interrupts, saying "By the way mister, its not a Porsche, its a BMW."