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Why Men Die First:

This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries...... but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect
her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a
pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for
her.
If you don't work enough...you're a
good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low
pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low
pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find
something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is
favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal
opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual
harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting
her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting
you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't
enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape..............you're sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in
shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after
something.
If you don't....................you're not
thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're
full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not
ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love
her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're over sexed.
If you don't................there must be someone
else.

Men die first because they want to.