[Just another Joe]

Sure, here ya go.

[Just another Joe]

Be back in a little. Conference call is speaking my name.

[appalachian_dweller]

Thanks Joe!

The Skins take on the Eagles this Sunday. I can't believe the Skins are 3-1 this year. It's been a long time since we've had such a good start. The Eagles are 1-2 so they're going to be hungry for a win. I think it's going to be a tough game for the Skins.

Man I love football season. It's a good excuse to hang around with your buds and drink beer all day!

[doubled]

Joe, could I have a cold beer?

Try these for a little chuckle:

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time.

Do you know why?

"Oh that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually around July and the second time is usually in December!"

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Finding a bright spot in the ominous task known variously these days as 'rightsizing' or 'workplace reengineering' isn't easy. But one consultant brought in to help remaining managers through the process of reducing the workforce while maintaining productivity added a contemporary twist to the old Classic What does the optimist say about the glass and the water?" he asked. "It's half full," was the reply! "And what does the pessimist say?" he queried. "It's half empty." "And, what does the process re-engineer have to say about it?" Silence - until the consultant revealed the new additional answer: "Looks like you've got twice as much glass as you need there!"