[lodwick]

Moooooooooo.

You cannot make up this stuff.

You have to churn it.

[lodwick]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta its butt"?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
char, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

[restornu]

Apartment Tenant Kills Goats for Food PAWTUCKET, R.I.

An apartment tenant has admitted he slaughtered two goats in the building in which he lives.

Neighbors called police Wednesday after seeing Pedro Rodrigues lead the goats into the building's basement. The neighbors later found a pool of blood on the basement floor.

Rodrigues told police he killed the goats, so a friend could cook them, the Times of Pawtucket reported. The 36-year-old said he slit their throats, and lay them on the floor to bleed out. Fearing that police may think he killed a person, Rodrigues had his friend produce the goat's carcasses.

City law prohibits residents from keeping goats and other livestock. Rodrigues will face a misdemeanor charge, police said.