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slayer of threads.....no way. You have added a dimension that is needed here. Thanks.

It's an ongoing self joke.
I have either a habit, or a big knack for posting on a thread and having it end up..
well, you could hear crickets in there.

So I have an ongoing joke about me being the Slayer of Threads.
It's based off of me once posting on a thread back in 2000, and the thread not having a single post added for a year.
The next guy who posts decides to flame me like mad.
Fast forward to about a month ago, Dimensional Doors thread.
I post, and for almost a whole day the thread was empty.
So I end up with the "When the thread is dead, the furniture comes to LIFE!" gag.
Wrote a bunch of one post short stories about how the furniture was trying to kill me.
Sis got in on the act and it bacame a bigger in thread gag.

So now I have the joking title of "Darksheare, Thread Killer." Kinda would be funny to have on a business card.
*chuckle*
I dunno, I just have this huge knack for posting at the tale end of a thread...
I also have the title, from my school days, as "King of Drek and Drivel".
As you can see from the 'I have become Drek' short, it too is a joke.
(It also lampoons the "I have become death, destroyer of worlds" 'poem'.)

Yes, exploitation of hamsters is a wonderful thing.
Not sure what I'm going to switch to next as I honestly haven't written any alternate ones down.