Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

Ananova ^ | 9/23/03

[DeFault User]

Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.

His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.

[DeFault User]

"I can't have sex and I can't tell you why.":-)

---he wrote plaintively.

[Treebeard]

That'll teach him to go off half cocked...

[Izzy Dunne]

What? You mean drug laws DON'T STOP this sort of thing????? No... That just can't be..... The Police Staters told me so.

[FeliciaCat]

Oh those NUTTY Germans......what will they think of next?

[DeFault User]

well, when you 'splain it that way. LOL

[Petronski]

Just....dayum!

[dfwgator]

Detachable Penis

King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without
my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a
detachable penis.

[Spok]

But I thought what people did with their own bodies in the privacy of their own home was no one's business? (Sarcasm)

[Pukin Dog]

Andreas' girlfriend was just spotted applying for a new credit card at The German Adult Toys Boutique.

[dljordan]

Great point! But just how are you going to keep someone from going into the forest and picking mushrooms? Of course if we all had a tracking chip...

[Ultra Sonic]

Ouch.

Well, he gets what he deserves.

[theFIRMbss]

>Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
>>his girlfriend is going to hate that

Once -- at a science
fiction con! -- I drank vodka
that someone had dosed.

To my mind, I turned
into a bat. My girlfriend
held my foot (my hand)

and "walked me" around
the hotel, me thinking I
was flying. I still

remember looking
"down" at all the corridors.
I got off easy...

[Slicksadick]

Sounds like the Datura Stramonium we used to dabble with in high school.

[Dacus943]

"The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs."

I smell a hoax!!!

I know if my tool caught wind of a pending trimming, I don't think I would be able to find it!!!

[bobjam]

"How can angel trumpet plants be bad for us...they're natural." Isn't that the same arguement made by overgrown hippies trying to legalize pot (which, by the way, is also hallucinagenic).

[DeFault User]

"How can angel trumpet plants be bad for us...they're natural."

He might want a Hemlock salad as his next course.

[auboy]

Which came (off) first? The penis or the tongue?

[DeFault User]

Which came (off) first? The penis or the tongue?

Aren't you kinda chicken to egg me on with that question?

[Polonius]

"How can angel trumpet plants be bad for us...they're natural." Isn't that the same arguement made by overgrown hippies trying to legalize pot (which, by the way, is also hallucinagenic).

You can't really compare the two. Datura is much more dangerous because it causes true hallucinations — in other words, hallucinations that are indistinguishable from reality to someone under its influence. Can't say I've ever heard of marijuana having that kind of effect.

[mfulstone]

angels' trumpet = Datura = Jimson Weed

Every part of the plant is nasty. The active principles may show up in various strengths from plant to plant and leaf to leaf. It would be like playing Russian roulette.