[Chancellor Palpatine]

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[Lazamataz]

Alpaca Llamas that won't have sex with you.
Cyberstalkers.
Needing to ask for catsup at the drive through.
People who write catsup rather than ketchup.

[NeoCaveman]

All things Clinton
Liberals
Democrats
the U.N.
People driving slow in the fast lane

[hobbes1]

The jagoff dragging his ass along the road, in the car in front of you, that doesn't step on the gas, until you either
A: Turn off
B: Get hung up at the Red light as he charges through.

[Moleman]

1. Idiot driving the speed limit or below in the left (passing) lane.

[martin_fierro]

Welcome to the Thread About Nothing.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Solicitors who call my phone and ask who I am. I pay the phone bill, buster, I'll ask the questions.

Peeps who talk LOUDLY on their cell phones in public. Do they think the other caller can't hear them? Do they think they're cool because they're on a cell phone? Do they just want attention?

[SoothingDave]

1. Women who don't get their wallets out until after all of their groceries have been rung up.

2. Mothers and children at fast food places during lunch hour. Working men have to get in a get out. Go to lunch at 11 or 1.

3. Above mothers who waste time asking little Timmy if he wants the burgers or nuggets, coke or sprite, etc. Just order him food. You're the parent. Or discuss it on the car on the way over.

4. People who drive ultra-cautiously slow (below the speed limit uphill, so they don't go too fast on the downhill part) and then fail to do a legal stop at stop signs. Hello? If you are going to be fastidious about driving laws, then at least be consisten.

SD

[wimpycat]

THE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU MOST

Threads about things that annoy you most. :-)

People who view everything in life through the lens of their own personal pet issue.

Indiscriminate use of hyperbole.

When people exaggerate for effect when the situation calls for accuracy.

People who can't admit when they are wrong.

People who are constantly talking on their cellphones when they are dealing with other people in person.

When people leave me a voice mail asking to call them, when they could have given the info I asked for on the voice mail.

Leftists, socialists, communists, anti-Christians and extremists of any sort.

[apackof2]

Ignorance

[Johnny Gage]

1) ANY driver who doesn't yield Right-of-Way when I'm going Code-3 in a fire truck.

2) Slow drivers in left lane

3) People who insist on sharing their life-story with the check-out lady at the grocery store.

4) Side by side bicyclists on a narrow street.

5) Geese in the road.

[pa_dweller]

Weather people who say things like: "It's going to be cold in the overnight". ?? Would that be overnight hours, knucklehead?

People on forum threads who won't answer a simple question. You can get advice you didn't ask for, admonishments, off-topic questions, abuse, off-topic answers to unasked questions, ad nauseum. Why can't they just answer the damn question?!

People who pronounce nuclear as newkular.

Striptease promos for new TV shows.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

People who can't finish their sent
People (or persons) who overuse (to excess) parenthetical (that is to say, tangential) phrases (or sentences).
People whose sentences do not a verb.
People who tend to arbitrarily split infinitives.
People who think they're really clever by posting self-referential sentences.

That last one is me making fun of myself. I used to have a journal site where I came up with many, many self-referential sentences. I suggest the book "Metamagical Themas" by Douglas Hofstadter for those, and many other verbal and mathematical amusements. He's the same guy who wrote "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid".

[Professional]

All the girls that pinch my butt. Man that's rude of them...

[Professional]

Ok,...

People that can debate words, like nuclear.

People that don't give a courtesy wave, when you let them in to your lane of traffic.

Cars that are slow in the left lane.

Excessive packaging. Layers and layers of foil, safety buttons, tight plastic wrappers.

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

People who expect you to pay attention to a recommendation sign like “slower traffic keep right”,
but think it’s all right for them to completely ignore the “speed limit 65 MPH” sign.