[JustAmy]

Thank you for the beautiful bouquet, Diver.

It's great that you could stop by on Opening Day!!

I know that you have lots of military stories to share with us. Hope to see you often.

Thanks again for coming by tonight.

[JustAmy]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house. A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here his neighbor came again, looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him, "Is something wrong?" To which the ferocious man replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have got mail!"