Bin Laden found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter and removed his siblings which gave him all the milk.
After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9-foot-long dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with Bin Laden's dog.
When the cages were opened, the dachshund came out of its cage and slowly waddled over towards Bin Laden's dog. Bin Laden's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American dachshund but when it got close enough to bite, the dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Bin Laden's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of Bin Laden's dog at all.
Bin Laden came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief. "I don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world."
"Aw, that's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weiner dog."