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To: NYer
Whew ... that sure got the adrenaline going ...
4 posted on 09/19/2003 11:04:43 AM PDT by eastsider
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To: eastsider
I found myself next to a man who is taking out a cigarette, all the time while we both were running. I was thinking, "I could sure use one of those right now!" He tried to light it with very shaky hands at a dead run, when a Port Authority security guard (directing people to safety) said in a very Brooklyn-ish accent, "Hey buddy this is a no smoking zone! You can't light that down here." The man looked back at the guard, aghast, and I'm sure I had the same look on my face! The man said, "You have to be f-ing kidding me! This place is burning down around us, we are all going to die, and by God I am going to have my last cigarette before I go!"

ROFL!!! And this was BEFORE Bloomberg!

5 posted on 09/19/2003 11:14:56 AM PDT by NYer (Catholic and living it.)
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To: eastsider
I found myself next to a man who is taking out a cigarette, all the time while we both were running. I was thinking, "I could sure use one of those right now!" He tried to light it with very shaky hands at a dead run, when a Port Authority security guard (directing people to safety) said in a very Brooklyn-ish accent, "Hey buddy this is a no smoking zone! You can't light that down here." The man looked back at the guard, aghast, and I'm sure I had the same look on my face! The man said, "You have to be f-ing kidding me! This place is burning down around us, we are all going to die, and by God I am going to have my last cigarette before I go!"

ROFL!!! And this was BEFORE Bloomberg!

6 posted on 09/19/2003 11:15:00 AM PDT by NYer (Catholic and living it.)
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