[sweetliberty]

My cat is complaining that I am becoming uncontrollable and whines incessantly about how he is getting too old for this $#!+ while mumbling something under his breath about having me replaced.

[Darksheare]

My cat grumbles about me being too seemingly stupid for humanity.
She seems to think that I'm supposed to know what the difference between 'brrrrryip' and 'brrrreeek' is.
She trills instead of meows.
And she likes to play rough.

My father's one cat seems to think that we're funny looking, if defective, cats.
He keeps trying to get me to chase birds in the brush with him.
That, and he tries to follow me up to the post office when I go.
He doesn't seem to believe anyone when they tell him that no-one will believe that he's a seeing eye cat.
He also likes to be taken for, leashless, walks like a dog...