[Conspiracy Guy]

I wrote this one for Dixie Sass but waited til she approved last line before posting. She says she doesn't mess with a poemist with a moose, tha I could go ahead. So....

Dixie Sass

Folks down south are friendly,
But we don’t take no crap.
Most of us like country,
But some of us like rap.
We like rock and classical,
We read and watch tube.
Some of us are scholarly,
Some at best a boob.
So come on down and visit,
We’ll treat you well with class.
But leave your liberal crap at home,
Or just kiss Dixie Sass.

Flurry 9/15/3

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Or just kiss Dixie Sass.

ROFL.....that is, by far, your best line yet!