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Wake up everyone. Now, where is my coffee?
1 posted on
09/15/2003 2:48:00 AM PDT by
PetroniDE
To: 4catsinmaryland; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Bahbah; balrog666; Bella_Bru; BlueLancer; ...
Meow Meow Meow.
2 posted on
09/15/2003 2:53:38 AM PDT by
PetroniDE
(Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
To: PetroniDE
Wake up everyone. Now, where is my coffee? I'm finishing my second cup. Where have you been??
3 posted on
09/15/2003 2:55:23 AM PDT by
Flyer
(This tag line is Atkins approved!)
To: PetroniDE
What an adorable kitten!
5 posted on
09/15/2003 5:26:40 AM PDT by
Fraulein
(TCB)
To: PetroniDE
Is it true that most orange cats are a little psychotic?
6 posted on
09/15/2003 7:13:27 AM PDT by
secret garden
(Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it. - Mark Twain)
To: PetroniDE
Wake up everyone. Now, where is my coffee?
8 posted on
09/15/2003 7:51:02 AM PDT by
w_over_w
(If you can remain calm . . . you don't have all the facts.)
To: PetroniDE
Wake up everyone. Now, where is my coffee? 
10 posted on
09/15/2003 7:53:36 AM PDT by
w_over_w
(If you can remain calm . . . you don't have all the facts.)
To: PetroniDE
Wake up everyone. Now, where is my coffee? 
12 posted on
09/15/2003 7:56:03 AM PDT by
w_over_w
(If you can remain calm . . . you don't have all the facts.)
To: PetroniDE
Good morning sweetheart . . . good morning darling, here's your morning coffee!
14 posted on
09/15/2003 7:59:27 AM PDT by
w_over_w
(If you can remain calm . . . you don't have all the facts.)
To: PetroniDE
Just got back from taking my 8 year old Timmy to the vet for his checkup. What a barrel-butt. I just about killed myself lugging him in the cat carrier up and down three flights of stairs where I live. At home, he's the biggest bully going, always intimidating my other cat Gunner. Get him in the cat carrier and car, and he turns to Jello, meowing all the time, panting, and shedding up a storm...a real pussy.
I ended up having to make an appointment for the two of them to get their teeth cleaned on the same day. It's the easiest way to do it since they have to fast from 6 o'clock the night before. I'm just cringing at the thought of having to carry them up and down these stairs again in two weeks. Can I get a prayer thread going for me? :-)
15 posted on
09/15/2003 8:05:21 AM PDT by
mass55th
To: PetroniDE
Where the heck did I put that cup of coffee!
16 posted on
09/15/2003 8:06:05 AM PDT by
w_over_w
(If you can remain calm . . . you don't have all the facts.)
To: PetroniDE
What a cute kitten!
Just want to hug him.
To: PetroniDE
Who saw the tiger on Fox & Friends this morning? I just wanted to scratch its ears. My husband informed me that it would probably take my hand off, but it was so beautiful!
Then I looked over at my cat, sprawled across my bed, with all four paws up in the air, and asked him what happened to his catly pride? He "mrped" at me and started chewing on his own tail. That's my boy.
22 posted on
09/15/2003 11:20:04 AM PDT by
tmg
To: PetroniDE
I found Motley sleeping on my Treason over the weekend. Smart kitty.
To: sweetliberty
That is an ADORABLE kitty! Is that yours?
29 posted on
09/15/2003 1:14:47 PM PDT by
Allegra
To: PetroniDE
You woke me to talk about Hillary?!
41 posted on
09/15/2003 2:47:21 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: PetroniDE
Don't need coffee to wake me up, my cats do that for me. They jump off a certain part of my lower body. "Daddy we're hungry! Feed us!" Bounce!.
44 posted on
09/15/2003 5:11:12 PM PDT by
hobblemaster
(Hear no Evil, See no Evil, This is CNN!)
To: PetroniDE
Wow, how did my little Mary get into your house? I'd post a pic if I could, she's the sweetest little thing.
46 posted on
09/15/2003 7:30:06 PM PDT by
exDemMom
(Michael Jackson for Governor!)
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